Nobody can make "sorry" sound less genuine than a three-year-old can. Eyes down, body turned away, fists clenched and a foot that could clearly stomp at any moment. Every parent has seen it. Eventually they manage to force out a

On stage at this year's Chicago UserConf, I put up these slides. I was using those increasingly wacky titles as an introduction the main point of my talk: Instead of making your support team be heroic in order to get

In short: Your customers have spent their lives dealing with customer service which has probably been very poor. That changes the way they interpret all your communication and that has repercussions for the way you write. When you work in

Adam Levine (or was it that Lost guy) was onto a good thing with his moves like Jagger. Mick knows that getting what you want is not the same as getting what you need, and great service means going beyond

In short: Obtaining customers through dubious or outright deceptive behaviour can be measurably effective in the short term, but has consequences for the customer service team and your customer relationships. In Australia it is compulsory to hold third party insurance

How do you take a perfectly happy customer, and turn them into an anti-evangelist for your company? Hint: It doesn't require radioactive spiders, cosmic rays or labaoratory explosions. Origin Energy are an electricity provider, the largest in Australia by customer